Proud Heyasexual

This is Heya / Brittana appreciation post, though I do like to share ridiculous stories about my adventures every now and then.

If given the opportunity, I would absolutely do the nasty with Heather or Naya. I would literally strip right then and there, open my arms out and say, "Go."

I'm no author but have a FanFiction account. So if you're ever in the neighborhood, it would be a treat to have you stop by! My name's kempokarate12

Also, I work between a 9 and 12 hour work day. So when I get home a lot usually happens on tumblr. Which results in me reblogging like a boss until I make it to posts I've already seen. I apologize for any inconvenience to you.
May 30 '12

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May 22 '12

iwishihadametalheart:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

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May 18 '12

The times Brittany has gone out of her ways and tried to figure out things by herself only to please/help her girlfriend. “That’s what a partnership is about”

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May 18 '12

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May 18 '12

ferfermccoy:

Not particularly keen on sex with a pie but feel free to buy one for me to eat?

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May 18 '12

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May 17 '12

brittana-is-endgame:

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Brittany is all, I could do that…

And Santana is like, “I wonder if Brittany could do that on my bed…”

That is how pillows and blankets end up in pools. 

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May 17 '12

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May 17 '12

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May 17 '12
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

President Barack Obama

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